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07/19/2016 at 10:13 • Filed to: None
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"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
07/19/2016 at 10:13 • Filed to: None | 2
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Last night, I watched some of the Republican National Convention. Not by choice—it was on the tv in front of my elliptical at the gym and I didn’t want to stop my cardio to ask the dude at the desk to change the channel. Let me tell you: it was amazing.
Towering political thought leaders including !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , and !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! all made eloquent speeches in support of Donald Trump. Now, I didn’t actually hear the content of their speeches, because I wasn’t reading the closed captions while I listened to my evil hip hop music that poisons the minds of our youth, but I choose to believe that whatever these modern-day giants of democracy said, it was surely mind expanding.
Hippie liberals like myself better watch out now that Trump has these guys in his corner.
(This is a post about politics intended for humor purposes only. PLEASE let’s not have real conversations about politics. That would suck.)
MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
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07/19/2016 at 10:19 |
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Fun story about watching some of this on TV last night. One of the anchors said “We are here at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland at the Quicken Loans arena, known locally as the “The Q”.” In my sleep deprived mind I heard “The Jew” and busted out laughing, it wasn’t until this morning when I looked up the arena on Wikipedia and saw the nickname did it click.
Ash78, voting early and often
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07/19/2016 at 10:49 |
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Jase Robertson is a cool guy, I don't even know who those other two clowns are. I hope you enjoyed your workout, moving your legs in an awkwardly repetitive forward motion while making no impact with the ground and going absolutely nowhere, despite exerting yourself tremendously. That'll at least mentally prepare you for the next couple decades of Murica.
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> Ash78, voting early and often
07/19/2016 at 11:02 |
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Wait, are you actually trying to talk shit about me using an elliptical, or is that just a bad joke?
LongbowMkII
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07/19/2016 at 11:21 |
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There were hundreds of cows and aliens and I went on the ship. And Scott Baio gave me pinkeye!
gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
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07/19/2016 at 12:16 |
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Who wants to be ... A Fox News guest. Or host on trumps rumored news channel.
RallyWrench
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07/19/2016 at 13:45 |
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